angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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