If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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