yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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