Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
