I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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