The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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