Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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