Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
