Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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