he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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