I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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