did you get engaged???
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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