god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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