Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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