do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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