the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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