you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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