He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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