Who did Billy Mays play for?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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