Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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