If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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