what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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