That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wanna passion pit in your ass
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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