All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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