I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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