she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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