yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Just pee around me
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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