try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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