I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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