just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
that's an acceptable place to lick
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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