I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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