He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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