the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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