I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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