i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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