Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
how does that bad decision feel?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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