Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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