I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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