i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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