I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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