thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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