jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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