Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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