When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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