i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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