Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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