she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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