the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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