Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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