suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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