But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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