Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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