Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I FOUND THE LEGS
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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