we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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