Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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