Its about making memories worth repressing
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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