I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Randomize
