I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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