Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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