This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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