So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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